**Public Service Announcement**

Henceforth, my myspace page will no longer be a legitimate source of information about me. Please refer to this blog or my Negative Vibes blog. I have come to know that prospective employers or people doing background checks on you will check myspace pages, so to that end my myspace page will now be dedicated to Ed propaganda. He is going to be the happiest son of a bitch you've ever seen, who loves being shit on and has never had a bad experience in his life apart from not being able to work for Target anymore. Seriously, though, I did have two phone interviews several months ago that went really well and the next step was supposed to be a flight out for an on-site interview when both companies suddenly had bullshit reasons for not flying me out. I then realized I had a link to negative vibes on myspace, and while that's not a particularly bad website, that may not have been exactly what they were looking for in a manager. Especially if they read the Trek episode review about the black guy cock-stamping Captain Picard's forehead. Anyway, after taking that link out, the next two phone interviews I had resulted in invites to fly out for on-sites. It could be a coincidence, but I'm paranoid enough to propagandize my myspace page. Plus I know what nazis my HR department at Target were (if they found out your resume was posted somewhere, that showed up on your review) so I'm not taking any chances. If you want a good laugh, though, you can check out the myspace page at www.myspace.com/elcidredleg